Went to the nail salon and showed her my nipples as a reference to the colour I wanted them done. 10/10 would recommend.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry
i’m so old
it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math
you’re not with math either